remember when hermione looked like a princess for the yule ball and she walked past malfoy and he couldn’t think of an insult to throw her way so he just stared at her with his mouth wide open
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow