thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
Mom: here’s a flashlight just in case!
me: …really?
does it even work?…
ASDFDSDFGHJKJAADFSHGJKFALGHJAJHJKFDG
Anyone else been personally victimized by time zones?
TARDIS full of tea
You couldn’t be more British if you tried
Lookit lookit lookit what Jen got me!
IT’S A TARDIS!
WITH TEA ON THE INSIDE!
TWININGS TEA!
*geeks out*
The sweetest thing is that the TARDIS she bought separately then had the mind to go buy tea for me (in blue bags, naturally). <3
what if someone types ‘literally dying’ and they are literally dying like they are trying to tell someone that they are dying for help but the computer is the closest thing so they feebly type ‘literally dying fjadklfj;afl’ but the keysmash is them dragging their hand over the keyboard to click reblog
literally dying fjadklfj;afl
NO JESUS CHRIST CALL THE AMBULANCE
fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
